I love Jean, my mother-in-law. But she is going nuts. I stayed with her on Sunday evening and she
has a heart of gold, made me a lovely dinner, did my washing and made me feel
very welcome. But she talks drivel and
doesn’t listen to anything you say. It
drives my wife, Jo, bananas. She has a
hearing aid that I bought her ‘ears ago, but clearly never bothers to use
it. (She doesn’t have the internet so I
can write this in safety). So we were
talking on Monday morning before I left for Shrewsbury and she was telling me
that they do good glassmaking in Shrewsbury, and maybe I should buy some. Right, I will cycle from Shrewsbury to John
O’Groats with some crappy glass ornaments strapped to the bike. She then started wittering on about the fact
that Percy Thrower used to live in Shrewsbury and maybe I can look for some of
his gardens or something. If you who
don’t know who Percy Thrower is, he used to be a famous gardener on TV (he died
a few years ago). But if you are probably
between the ages of say 38 to 45, you’ll remember him as the gardener on Blue
Peter, the children’s TV programme. And
if you are like me, you’ll remember him as the devastated gardener when the
vandals trashed the Blue Peter Italian Sunken Garden, and remember thinking how
funny that was. I know, in hindsight, it
sounds awful, but when you’re 10 or whatever I was, that was the talk of the
playground. And I know I am not alone
here, because all my friends at school thought it was funny.
I don’t think I have a guilty character, I don’t feel guilt
about stuff in the past, but every time I hear ‘Percy Thrower’ I have a little
snigger, followed by an immediate pang on guilt. So I left the lovely B&B in Shrewsbury
this morning (highly recommended – called Ferndell) and started the relatively short day towards the North
West. Within 10 minutes, this is what I
passed, and I just burst out with laughter…
…. and then came that inevitable pang of guilt!
Actually there are two things that make me feel guilty, and
both are from Blue Peter when I was (I guess) around 10. If you are a similar age to me, and I say the
words ‘Joey Deacon’, then you know what I mean.
If you don’t, please skip this.
The fun we made of him has riddled me with guilt ever since. I have demonstrated remorse, I have tried to
tried to absolve myself by collecting for Scope (which used to be called The
Spastics Society) and I have been a regular monthly donor for the last 20 years
or so. I realised the true extent of my
guilt for making fun of Joey when, earlier this year, I entered the Ride London
100. This is a 100 mile cycling road
race following the route they used in the Olympics through London and then down
to Box Hill and back. I didn’t get an
entry in the ballot so I got a charity entry (similar to the London
Marathon). Clearly there was only one
charity to go for, but I couldn’t ask anyone to sponsor me because it was my remorse, not that of anyone else! I even set up a Just Giving page here. Please do not donate!
I sent this to my brother, Peter, and he wet himself. This page is just for me to pay another £450
to Scope to continue my journey of absolution… If you wish to donate to Scope, then please do, I even encourage you to do so, but not on my page.
Back to the ride, it was another beautiful sunny day, and
this time it was completely flat. Oh
what joy!
I kept coming across water pumps and troughs by the side of
the road, and next to each was a stone engraving dedicating the pump to someone
who died.
About an hour after leaving Shrewsbury I heard a cyclist
behind me speed up to me shouting ‘Zubin!’. It was a guy I met on day two between Fowey
and Mortonhampstead, who is also cycling to John O’Groats.
We cycled, we chatted, we stopped for a coffee, but clearly
I hadn’t a clue what his name was. Just
as we finished the coffee, having been cycling and chatting for probably a
couple of hours, during which he had called me by my name throughout, I had to come out
with the inevitable “sorry, what’s your
name again?”. I am rubbish with
names.
I found it a very different experience compared with cycling
on my own. When I’m solo I end up
thinking, there’s usually music going through my mind, and I tend to stop all
the time just to look at things or maybe take a picture. But when you’re cycling with someone else, it
feels completely different. I covered the
miles much more quickly but, as you can probably see from today’s entry in this
blog, don’t take as many pictures. I
enjoyed cycling with Tony (I am writing his name down here so I don’t forget), but
overall prefer cycling on my own. I’ll
meet him later in the trip probably around Keswick or further north, and I'll no doubt enjoy it.
From Shropshire into Wrexham in Wales, and then into
Cheshire. On cue, the first Ferrari I
have seen on this trip went past – a white 458 Italia convertible. Very
Cheshire.
Tony lost his water bottle on a bumpy road, so that was a
good excuse to pop into a bike shop and look at come shiny stuff…
By now the scenery was beginning to change, from beautiful
countryside, to countryside + industrial works.
Finally got to Frodsham, near to where I am staying. I was conscious I have probably brought a bit
too much stuff, so off to the post office, I bought a box, filled it with
surplus stuff and posted it home. I was amazed it came to
1/2kg.
And then off to a small village, where I am staying in a pub
tonight. It has been a pretty short and
easy day today, I am preparing myself for the big hills which will come over
the next few days, particularly as I move into the Lake District.
Here’s today’s route.
The summary at the bottom of the map sums up my ride today - no achievements, an easy day.
I think you are losing your mind: yesterday it all got a bit "That's Life" with the "funny" road signs, today it's Blue Peter. And you can't remember any of your school friends in the playground ..... remember?! Have you got a link to Tony's blog by any chance?! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell done. Keep on truckin'. x
God knows where "Theo The Tiger" came from, but at least you will now be able to read my valuable feedback. FROM JO!
ReplyDeleteI've been drinking , but I read this and feel quite sober.
ReplyDeleteI read this sober and feel like I should drink more.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who the biggest Joey is..... Feel the guilt
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ReplyDeleteOMG, it all disappeared!!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, we are back home and I can follow your mammoth trip. It's great fun reading about your thoughts and experiences on route. I have had a few giggles! Suppose your glass ornament went into the parcel home! I love your pictures. One obviously sees the world differently from a bike than from a car. I hope the coming hills won't be too killing. // mum xx